
An interview with J.D. Kirk
In September, I had the pleasure of chairing an event at Bloody Scotland, with our own wonderful Antti Tuomainen and Doug Johnstone, and a new author to me, J.D. Kirk … a pseudonym for well-known Scottish children’s writer Barry Hutchison. I was intrigued by Barry’s story, and his route to extremely successful self-publishing, writing no fewer than thirteen adult thrillers inside two years, and topping the digital charts with his popular DS Logan series. He’s just launched a spin-off series, featuring irascible ex-police officer Robert Hoon, and we’ve caught up with him to hear all about it … not to mention how on earth he writes so quickly!
1. What encouraged you to try your hand at adult crime fiction, after a successful career writing children’s books? Do you still write them?
I actually never really set out to be a children’s author. I had an idea for a horror story that just happened to feature a twelve-year-old as the main character, and when HarperCollins picked up the series I just sort of fell into writing for children for the next ten years or so! I had loads of ideas for ‘grown up books’ but was so busy with children’s fiction that I didn’t get a chance to write one until 2016. That was the first in my Space Team comedy sci-fi series, and I haven’t written anything for children since, although I’d quite like to someday.
My first crime fiction book was actually inspired (albeit loosely) by a real life event, when I thought my daughter had gone missing. It turned out she was just hiding behind a bush to wind me up, but it got me thinking about what I would’ve done if she really had disappeared, and the story just grew from there.
2. You’ve published eleven books in your DS Logan series in just under two years. How do you do it?
I’ve actually published twelve now, plus the first Robert Hoon spin-off which is out this month. I’ve written the next Logan book, too, and am working on the second Hoon.
I have a ‘condition’ called aphantasia which means my brain works a bit differently to most people in that I have no visual imagination. I don’t ‘see’ pictures in my head, but instead think exclusively in words. I reckon this gives me an advantage when it comes to writing.
Also, I’m dead fast at typing, which also helps.
3. Tell us about DCI Logan … and what you think makes this series so appealing to readers.
DCI Logan is a pretty traditional crime-fiction police detective in that he is a troubled character who doesn’t necessarily do things by the book all the time. What seems to attract readers, though, is the humour throughout the stories, and the relationships between the characters.
I think a lot of crime fiction can be a bit morbid and depressing. Understandably, I suppose, given the subject matter. The Logan books do tackle dark and gritty subject matters, but there’s a vein of humour running through every story which helps them avoid becoming too bleak.
4. Do you think there is a place for more humour in crime fiction, particularly in the current circumstances/climate? How do you use it as a device?
I think there’s a place for more humour in pretty much every situation, and firmly believe the world would be a much better place if we didn’t take ourselves so seriously.
That said, I didn’t intend the Logan books to be funny. I had plotted out a dark, gripping crime thriller, and then I sat down and wrote the very first line – ‘The total collapse of Duncan Reid’s life began with a gate in the arse end of nowhere’ – and I realised that I probably wasn’t going to be able to play it completely straight, like I had originally intended. And I’m very glad that I didn’t.
Most of the humour, though, comes from the characters and their relationships with each other. They all know each other so well at this point that they bounce off each other nicely.
Although, in the thirteenth book, one of the detectives gets stuck inside a giant road safety mascot costume, so there’s the odd moment of slapstick type stuff, too!
5. Why did choose self-publishing over traditional agreements? You’ve been successful in multiple different forums and through different methods. Which do you prefer and why?
I hadn’t really given any thought to self-publishing until a high school asked me to go in and teach pupils how they could self-publish their own work. I had absolutely no idea how to do such a thing, but they were offering to pay me for the workshops, so I was damn well sure I was going to learn!
I wrote the first Space Team book in two or three weeks, and published it on Kindle. I had no money to spend on it, so self-edited, designed my own covers, etc., thinking that nobody was ever going to really see it, anyway.
Then, within a few weeks, it was massively outselling all my children’s books combined.
So, like with writing for kids, I just sort of fell into it by accident, really.
Since then, I’ve formed my own publishing company with foreign rights agents, a sales team, editors, cover designers, audio narrators, etc., all working to get my books out into the world. It all started just by uploading a Word doc to Kindle, though.
6. You have a new spin-off series being published this month, featuring the shamed copper, Robert Hoon, who is appeared in your previous series. What prompted this new direction, and will we see the return of Logan?
With the Hoon series, I wanted to set myself a challenge. He’s a bloody horrible character when we first meet him in the second book of the Logan series, and he doesn’t change much along the way. And yet, about half of the Logan readers absolutely adore him. The other half very much do not.
So, I wanted to see if I could take what was a fairly two-dimensional ‘angry boss’ character and give him enough depth and substance to have even the naysayers rooting for him. I have no idea yet if it has worked, but I’m looking forward to finding out!
But it definitely isn’t the end for Logan! I have no plans to kill him off or anything.
At least, not yet…
7. Tell us about the first book in the Hoon series, Northwind, and what you have planned.
It’s more of a Jack Reacher style thriller than a police procedural, and sees Hoon head to London to help look for the missing teenage daughter of a former army colleague.
While searching, he stumbles onto something much bigger, and the next two books in the trilogy will show how that plays out.
It’s more action-packed than the Logan books, and Hoon gets to channel his rage into something more productive than randomly swearing at his subordinates.
8. What would you say is the secret to your near-meteoric success? What advice would you give to aspiring writers?
Thank you, though I’m not sure I’d describe it as anything like that. I think persistence is the key. I’ve been a full-time author since 2009, and have written pretty much every day during that time.
Prior to that, I wrote pretty much every day since I was in school, when I first decided that ‘author’ was the job I wanted to do.
Turning up is half the battle. You can’t be a writer if you don’t consistently get words on paper. Even if they’re not brilliant words, that’s infinitely better than no words at all.
9. What book do you wish you’d written?
Harry Potter for the money and the theme park rides, Good Omens because it turned me from a casual reader to a dedicated one, and I’d love to do that for someone else.
10. What do you do in your spare time?
I have two children, a cat, a dog, and elderly parents and in-laws. I have no spare time. If I did, I’d finally learn to play my guitar properly.
11. Funny fact about you?
I’m explosively allergic to red peppers. I discovered this halfway to the United States on a flight when I was eleven years old. It did not make for a pleasant trip.
12. Murder weapon of choice?
Powdered glass. If poured in drinks and consumed, it’s apparently untraceable. I only know that because an old man who used to frequent a bar I worked in repeatedly told me. Usually while eyeing up the drinks of the other patrons.
13. What are you reading now?
The Rabbit Factor by Antti Tuomainen. Maybe you’ve heard of it? It’s very good.
14. Where do you see yourself in five years?
Somewhere warmer. Not too bothered where, just as long as it doesn’t rain as much.
I’d also like to be publishing other authors through my company. I’ve always loved sharing books I’ve enjoyed with people, so I suppose it would be a bit like that, but on the ultimate scale!
Blurb for North Wind
Former soldier. Ex-copper. Current man on the edge.
Shunned by his old colleagues, and dividing his time between a dead-end job and the bottom of a whisky bottle, former Police Scotland Detective Superintendent Bob Hoon’s life is a mess.
Then an old face from Hoon’s Special Forces days turns up asking for help: his teenage daughter has been missing for months, the police have drawn a blank, and he needs the kind of help that only Hoon can provide.
And besides, Hoon owes him one.
From the Highlands of Scotland, to the mean streets of London, Hoon’s relentless hunt for the girl will see him make new friends and encounter old enemies. Enemies who know what happened to the girl. And to hundreds more like her.
But Hoon’s been given something that makes him dangerous, something he thought he’d long-since lost: a purpose.
He may be a disgraced ex-copper, a barely-functioning alcoholic, and a borderline psychopath, but Bob Hoon still believes in justice.
And he’s just the foul-mouthed **** to dish some out.